Men in Heels 2019

Men in Heels 2019


MY MALE COWORKERS.. WE HAD TO WAX OUR LEGS.. AND EARLIER TODAY WE DID SOMETHING THAT I NEVER THOUGHT I’D DO… RACE IN HIGH HEELS. IT’S BEEN A WEEK OF FIRSTS FOR A LOT OF US.. AND WE HAD THE CHANCE TO RACE FOR GLORY AND EMBARASSMENT TODAY AT THE ANNUAL MEN IN HEELS RACE. WHAT ARE THOSE!? THOSE ARE THE SPARKLY PINK SHOES WORN BY ADRIAN THOMAS.. BUILT FOR SPEED. I STARTED OFF THE RACE.. YOU WON’T SEE IT HERE BUT YOU’LL HAVE TO TRUST ME.. WE STARTED OFF WITH THE LEAD.. THEN IVAN TOOK THE PURSE.. THAT’S WHEN THE CMU RODEO TEAM TOOK THE LEAD AND DIDN’T LOOK BACK.. HANDS OFF THE PURSE TO ADRIAN.. AND HE IS LOOKING LIKE MR. KRABS WALKING.. SHORT STRIDES TRYING TO MAKE UP GROUND.. THE RACE ENDS UP STAYING THE SAME.. SO LOGAN GIVING IT A TRY.. IN THE SHORT SHORTS.. TRYING TO GET AS AERO- DYNAMIC AS POSSIBLE.. WATCH THIS TURN.. HE WAS WORKING ON HIS TURN FOR HOURS BEFORE THE RACE.. AND… HE SHOULD’VE PRACTICED MORE.. ABLE TO STAY ON HIS FEET WHICH IS THE IMPORTANT PART. COMING BACK.. NEARLING LOSES HIS A-C-L.. MAKING EVERYONE’S HEART DROP.. AND NOW ‘HOT-LEGS’ HAGEN SHOWING WHAT HE GOT! AND HE LOOKED LIKE USAIN BOLT IN HIGH HEELS OUT THERE. UNFORTUNATELY IT WAS NOT ENOUGH TO SECURE A WIN. THE MAVERICK RODEO TEAM AND THEIR BEDAZLLED HELMETS WERE TOO HOT TO HANDLE AS THEY BEAT US BY THREE SECONDS. WERE NOT GOING TO BLAME ANYONE.. COUGH IVAN — I’M TOTALLY KIDDING.. WE LOST FAIR AND SQUARE. WE PUT UP A TIME OF ONE MINUTE AND 26 SECONDS. – – THE CMU RODEO TEAM PLACED THIRD OVERALL, OUR MUTAL FRIEND GOT SECOND, AND COLDWELL BANKER TOOK HOME THE GOLDEN HEEL. — SUCH A FUN EVENT! CONGRATS TO COLDWELL BANKER FOR WINNING IT ALL, BUT

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