*stressful music* *inaudible* Rice: Hi mom
Mom: Hi Rice: Do you see these shoes Mom: Yeah Rice: They were 5,000 dollars Rice: They were 5,000 dollars Rice: YO GUYS I JUST WOKE UP Rice: I know I haven’t posted in a couple days Rice: I’m getting so much hate, just trying to lay low Rice: BUT TODAY I’M BACK FOR A VIDEO Rice: I NEED TO GET BACK ON MY **** RIGHT NOW Rice: I’M JUST GLAD TO BE ALIVE Rice: I’M GLAD TO SEE ANOTHER DAY Rice: Because some of my dead homies out there can’t, you know what I’m sayin”? Rice: But i just woke up, first thing i have to do Rice: Is pick what shoes i have to wear I mean there’s so much to pick from Rice: I’m just gonna pick a random one Rice: I’m in the GYM right now and before i start my day i always get a good workout in Rice: People keep talking **** about my skinny arms. I AM LITERALLY SICK OF IT I’M PUTTING AN END TO IT RIGHT NOW Rice: But guys we have new merch. Rice: So before we do anything else your boy just got some new merch. look at it. so shiny Rice: But quick photoshoot before I do anything… *camera taking multiple pictures with WII music* Rice: You guys need to cop right now, link in the description. Rice: I know you guys want to see me more, you guys want me to post more Rice: I’m just at this point where I’m just trying to surround myself with dopest people… Rice: And fill up every room *Wii music starts* Rice: This room is open! Rice: This room is open! Rice: This room is open! Rice: These beds are open *Wii music stops* Rice: In the next couple of weeks all the rooms are going to be filled up Rice: I’m so excited to get new faces in my videos I mean there are too much dudes in the house. Rice: There need to be more girls Rice: How gang going to the top Rice: But as of now it’s just me and the boys Rice: What the **** you doin’ on Tinder boy?
(Ugly, Ugly, Ugly.) Rice: Alissa, where we going Alissa Rice: Why do you wear my sunglasses? AGAIN! Alissa: because I lost mine. Bryan: AGAIN! *Yare yare daze* Cameraman: Mate we’re here, we’re here. Rice: So I guess we’re here Rice: Alright guys I’m at the store right now Rice: And I’m about to make an intercom go Rice: I can tell that you came with that Disney flow, ain’t nobody ever heard of your Disney show Rice: Maybe I should talk to her Alissa: Where right there? Alissa: Yeah, yeah Rice: I’m kinda nervous right now. Alissa: No it’s fine… *record screeching* *romantic music* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Rice: Um is this for sale? Rice: Nah it’s not for sale? *NOPE* Banks: Alissa! Rice: [laughs] Alissa… Banks: Alissa! [laughs] Cameraman: Look at it *Alissa surprised* Alissa: That’s not real is it? Cameraman: Nah this isn’t real. Rice: Show her the vlog Cameraman: I don’t know what was wrong with it I woke up and it was ***** one day Rice: What the hell? Cameraman: Bro I swear Rice: Why would you piss that color? Cameraman: Bro I don’t know why Rice: Alright man I’m upset Rice: Man I came to the mall I didn’t buy anything Rice: I just sat here and watched my friends buy stuff. Rice: I didn’t buy anything Rice: Alright guys we just got home Rice: This my **** in the studio right now *zap sound* Faze: Yo Faze: Yo Rice: No but there’s a mad feed on our house right now Rice: I hear all these noises. Should we go upstairs? Faze: I guess we should Rice: huh-ho huh-ho [laughter] Rice: Shhhhh [woeep] Rice: I got us home Alissa: Guys are you kidding me? Faze: Ooooooh Alissa: Ready guys? *silence* [laugh] Sommer Ray: should I read it aloud? Rice: yeah yeah read it aloud Sommer Ray: It says she is wise Rice: Who’s calling? Sommer Ray: Not right now ***** Sommer Ray: She is a water,sSoft enough, to cook rice, taught enough, to drown it away Rice: What does that mean? Rice: Yo guys that has to stop Sommer Ray: I was soft enough to cook you Sommer Ray: But then I ate you up mother****** Rice: This has to stop I don’t want to see… *phone ringing* Rice: You’re too popping for the vlogs anymore. Rice: After a long day guys, some sushi okay… Sommer Ray: Lets see his reaction Rice: Drugs? Alissa: Do my LIPs look BiggeR? Rice: Not really Alissa: It’s a lip pumper Sommer Ray: But Maddie it feels so good Alissa: Alright no just do it normally Alissa: Rub rub your lips together. Rub it Rice: What does this do for my lips? I mean *record screeching* *romantic music* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Rice: Wait does my lips look like shinier? Cameraman: Yeah they do they’re like glossy Rice: Alright guys take a close look on my lip Rice: I don’t feel anything yet *cymbals* Rice: Nah I’m just… Cameraman: hehhehheh Rice: Yeah no I don’t feel anything yet Sommer Ray: Okay one question how often do you film things that are in one piece Rice: Oh no Alissa: You just cracked it? Sommer Ray: Yeah Rice: You get that on the vlog? Rice: The lighting is actually insane. Rice: The lighting on point? Sommer Ray: *kiss* Rice: Behind the scenes Alissa: **** off Rice: [laugh] Rice: How are you today? *romantic music* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Supervisor: What? Supervisor: Stop! *romantic music* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Alissa: [smack] Alissa: Baby look at my outfit! Look! *romantic music* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Rice: Alright listen up boys and girls Rice: I used to do this thing when I go to my mom Rice: And I show her these things that I buy with an INSANE price tag Rice: For instance these shoes are like a thousand whatever Rice: Go up to her and she always always yells at me Rice: Always freaks out, always gets mad at me right? Rice: And I’m like just because we live in different states now doesn’t mean I cant do this anymore, i’m just gonna call her up Rice: H-hi mom Mom: Hi Bryan (Rice’s real name), hello Rice: Can you see me? Mom: Yeah yeah Rice: How are you doin’, I miss you! Mom: I miss you too, you call me so late. I’m about to go to bed soon Rice: Yeah I’m about to go to bed too Rice: But I need to tell you something and I don’t want you to be mad at me Mom: What? Mom: You make me nervous now Rice: Okay Mom: What is it Rice: Do you see these shoes? Mom: Yeah. why? Rice: They were… Mom: Yeah Rice: They were $5,000. Mom: $5,000? Mom: You kidding? Mom: So what’s the point of telling me that? Rice: Like I thought about you first when I bought it Rice: And I just wanted to say sorry Mom: Sorry for what? Mom: You will make me not be able to sleep tonight, sorry, sorry, sorry. Mom: Always sorry Mom: $5,000? Mom: That’s like 2 months of my salary Rice: That’s why when people call you dumb, they have a point Rice: What? Mom: Yeah! Mom: $5,000 for a shoe? You have to be dumb Mom: Oh my god… Mom: They are just shoes you wear on your feet Rice: [laughs] Mom: You gotta smart but you are a RETARD Mom: You don’t learn anything from me Rice: Okay, okay… Mom: Okay? okay what? NEVER CALL ME AGAIN Mom: What’s the point of telling me this? Mom: Don’t call me tell me that okay? Rice: Okay, okay Mom: Next time you buy some stupid **** don’t call me Mom: Everytime you do this type of **** I can’t sleep at night. okay? Rice: Okay, okay mom, okay Mom: That’s all you tell me tonight – that’s it? Mom: J-Just to make me mad? ayy lmao